Old Lady and the Athiest

[Protected_Diamond]

:sl: warhmatulahi wabarakthu

An old Muslim woman lived next dooor to an atheist. Every day she would stand on
her front porch and yelled "Allahu Akbar! Oh Allah! I believe in You!"; and the
atheist would stick his head out the window and say "There is no Allah! Allah
doesn't exist!" The old Muslim woman would turn away and walk inside.
This went on for years.
One day, She went outside and said "Oh Allah! I know that You will provide my
food for the week. I have no money, but I believe in You!"
The next day, she came outside and found four large bags of groceries, she took
them inside and came out again and said, "Thank you Allah! Thank you for the
gift and the provisions! Oh Allah I believe in You!"
The atheist was hiding in the bushes, and jumped out and said "Aha! Allah didn't
put those groceries there! I did! That proves that there is no Allah!"
The old woman looks upward with a smile on her face and says "Oh Allah! Not only
did You provide my food, but you made Shaitan pay for it!"

:w: warhmatulahi wabarakthu

[Danish]

ws wr wb
lol, thats funny

[Lonely_Boy]

:sl:

SUBHANALLAH
Great post Sister
keep posting and welcome for being a moderator

:w:

[Bittersteel]

Doesn't Allah say He helps only those who helps themselves?

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[ummAbdillah]

:giggling:

[Mainul_Islam]

:sl:

LOOOOL!!!

[Khayal]

:sl: warhmatulahi wabarakthu

An old Muslim woman lived next dooor to an atheist. Every day she would stand on
her front porch and yelled "Allahu Akbar! Oh Allah! I believe in You!"; and the
atheist would stick his head out the window and say "There is no Allah! Allah
doesn't exist!" The old Muslim woman would turn away and walk inside.
This went on for years.
One day, She went outside and said "Oh Allah! I know that You will provide my
food for the week. I have no money, but I believe in You!"
The next day, she came outside and found four large bags of groceries, she took
them inside and came out again and said, "Thank you Allah! Thank you for the
gift and the provisions! Oh Allah I believe in You!"
The atheist was hiding in the bushes, and jumped out and said "Aha! Allah didn't
put those groceries there! I did! That proves that there is no Allah!"
The old woman looks upward with a smile on her face and says "Oh Allah! Not only
did You provide my food, but you made Shaitan pay for it!"

:w: warhmatulahi wabarakthu

:sl:

:giggling:


:w:

[Souljette]

hahahh lol mashallah tht was funnyy

[☆•♥°ąყ℮Տիმ°♥•☆]

:sl:
:giggling: awesome

[adeeb]

hahaha...funny...

[guyabano]

I don't get this 'joke'. Is an Atheist automatically a 'Shaitan' ??? hmmmmp!?

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:salamext:

...:lol:.... :coolious:

[Periwinkle18]

lol tht was funny.:)

[MartyrX]

LOL that was great!

[Mikayeel]

I don't get this 'joke'. Is an Atheist automatically a 'Shaitan' ??? hmmmmp!?

well he is a shaitan because of the way he acted!, he wanted to prove her wrong by going and buying this bag full of food and put it on her door so he could prove her wrong!(thats very evil wouldnt you agree?)

hahaha looool that was funny

[x-samia-x]

lol! that was funny :)
thank u for posting it.

jazaka'Allah khairun

[syilla]

I don't get this 'joke'. Is an Atheist automatically a 'Shaitan' ??? hmmmmp!?

don't worry she is only talking about her neighbour

[wilberhum]

I don't get this 'joke'. Is an Atheist automatically a 'Shaitan' ??? hmmmmp!?

That seams to be the general attitude on this forum.

[truemuslim]

That seams to be the general attitude on this forum.

r u her nieghbor?

[ranma1/2]

:sl: warhmatulahi wabarakthu

An old Muslim woman lived next dooor to an atheist. Every day she would stand on
her front porch and yelled "Allahu Akbar! Oh Allah! I believe in You!"; and the
atheist would stick his head out the window and say "There is no Allah! Allah
doesn't exist!" The old Muslim woman would turn away and walk inside.
This went on for years.
One day, She went outside and said "Oh Allah! I know that You will provide my
food for the week. I have no money, but I believe in You!"
The next day, she came outside and found four large bags of groceries, she took
them inside and came out again and said, "Thank you Allah! Thank you for the
gift and the provisions! Oh Allah I believe in You!"
The atheist was hiding in the bushes, and jumped out and said "Aha! Allah didn't
put those groceries there! I did! That proves that there is no Allah!"
The old woman looks upward with a smile on her face and says "Oh Allah! Not only
did You provide my food, but you made Shaitan pay for it!"

:w: warhmatulahi wabarakthu

reminds me of a joke.

there was this christian, jew, muslim and buddhists stuck in the desert.

The christian, Jew and Muslim each decided to pray for their god to save them. The buddhists decided to find away out.

The buddhists eventually found his way to safety weeks later and brought a rescue crew back to them. They were dead. Instead of helping themselves and solving their problems they waited and prayed.

Oh well...

[ikaj]

reminds me of a joke.

there was this christian, jew, muslim and buddhists stuck in the desert.

The christian, Jew and Muslim each decided to pray for their god to save them. The buddhists decided to find away out.

The buddhists eventually found his way to safety weeks later and brought a rescue crew back to them. They were dead. Instead of helping themselves and solving their problems they waited and prayed.

Oh well...

I don't know if this is a hadith or not but my dad would always say "God helps those who helps themselves". God believing people don't sit on their butts and pray without trying to solve the problems with the energy and mind given to them by God. They pray to God to thank Him and to pray to Him to make it easier for Him to solve the problems.

[ikaj]

..edit..to make it easier on them (not Him)

[جوري]

reminds me of a joke.

there was this christian, jew, muslim and buddhists stuck in the desert.

The christian, Jew and Muslim each decided to pray for their god to save them. The buddhists decided to find away out.

The buddhists eventually found his way to safety weeks later and brought a rescue crew back to them. They were dead. Instead of helping themselves and solving their problems they waited and prayed.

Oh well...

is this from the grim brothers' book of jokes?
Delivery of the punch line just wasn't effective!

cheers

[wilberhum]

r u her nieghbor?

I have a neighbor named Sally. Is that who you are talking about? :giggling:

[truemuslim]

I have a neighbor named Sally. Is that who you are talking about? :giggling:

o my god, ur hilarius.. u a comedian?

[wilberhum]

o my god, ur hilarius.. u a comedian?

I’m just a Don Rickles want-a-be. :D

[truemuslim]

^^^ yay another one of ur amazing jokes right/?

[wilberhum]

^^^ yay another one of ur amazing jokes right/?

You seam to lack humor in your life.

I hope this helps.

[truemuslim]

^^^ 1. i cant see that... :) yay..

and 2. no... if u are a comedian or 'try' that hard to be funny then u should know sarcasism...but...thanks for trying.. :(

[Mikayeel]

this thread should be closed our atheist friends seem to misunderstand the meaning of the joke:(, its not talking about all atheist is it? only about that neighbour which is mis behaving

[wilberhum]

this thread should be closed our atheist friends seem to misunderstand the meaning of the joke:(, its not talking about all atheist is it? only about that neighbour which is mis behaving

I don't think it is your atheist friends that seem to misunderstand. :D

[guyabano]

don't worry she is only talking about her neighbour

I see definetely no funny part in this 'joke', or someone must really be a muslim to understand it.

ah, nevermind.

[crayon]

...

I must be missing the humor in the first joke, because I don't find it funny at all..

[Mikayeel]

I don't think it is your atheist friends that seem to misunderstand. :D

.......

[rozeena]

lol, thats toooooooooooo funni.cnt stop laufin

[KiWi]

An elderly lady was well-known for her Iman and for her confidence in talking about it.
She would stand in front of her house and say Alhamdulilah "Allah be praised" to all those who passed by.
Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!"
Hard times came upon the elderly lady, and she prayed for Allah to send her some assistance.
She would pray out loud in her night prayer" Oh Allah! I need food!! I am having a hard time, please Lord, PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!"
The atheist happened to hear her as she was praying, and decided to play a prank on her.
The next morning the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bag of groceries and shouted, "Alhamdulilah, Allah be praised!."
The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, "Aha! I told you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn't."
The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and said, "ALHAMDULILAH WA SHUKRILLAH”.
"He not only sent me groceries, but he made the devil pay for them!"

;D

[Muslim Woman]

:sl:

;D

:D

[Beardo]

Threads Merged :ermm:

Plz use the search feature before posting a new thread :ermm:

That's alotta work. Search, then post. Takes a bit lore time... But it's for the good :D

But this story was hilarious LOL

[جوري]

truth be told, I enjoyed it better the 2nd time around.. :haha:
also I think the devil is a bit more clever than atheists no-- for on the lowest denominator the devil does believe in God!
she got an unwitting idiot to pay for her meals and that is great!

[MSN]

Funny story!!LOL

[KiWi]

Threads Merged :ermm:

Plz use the search feature before posting a new thread :ermm:

i did, but didnt find it...
that's y i posted it :ermm:

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

LOL that's so funny.

:sl:

[☆ღUmm Uthmanღ☆]

Subhan'Allah!! dat waz so funny, loool...

[Gubbleknucker]

well he is a shaitan because of the way he acted!, he wanted to prove her wrong by going and buying this bag full of food and put it on her door so he could prove her wrong!(thats very evil wouldnt you agree?)

No, I wouldn't. He was really nice to provide food to her.

Now if he had stolen food from her that would be evil.

[HopeFul]

hahaha funny

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

No, I wouldn't. He was really nice to provide food to her.

Now if he had stolen food from her that would be evil.

He didn't provide for her because he wanted to or felt bad for her. He wanted to prove her beliefs wrong and even laughed at her....hardly nice!

[believeByHEART.]

ahhh funny, i like it. :)

although why are youse arguing about the whole priniciple of it?
its a little story.
dont be so offended athiests cos the woman addresses the man as a shaitan.

after all its showing the comic side of a old woman teasing a ignorant man who isnt thinking of his actions and who thinks its okay to prove our religion wrong with no evidence behind it?

im sure other more educated athiests than the one in this story will understand if your truly here to learn more of the islam religion, understand what im getting at? :)

[Gubbleknucker]

He didn't provide for her because he wanted to or felt bad for her. He wanted to prove her beliefs wrong and even laughed at her....hardly nice!

Yes, but the old lady behaved just as badly.

Overall I don't like either character in the joke.

[AntiKarateKid]

Yes, but the old lady behaved just as badly.

Overall I don't like either character in the joke.

How did she act badly. Your previous comment of "he was being nice by providing food to her" tells me that you may not have understood the story.

The atheist bought food not for the purpose of caring for her, but instead to try to combat her beliefs and make her lose faith in Allah. It was bought with maliciousness in mind, so the atheist is malicious.

In Islam, your actions are judged by your intentions. Not to mention the fact that atheism itself is condemned by the religion (obviously).

Anyways, the joke made me smile. What a witty old sister.

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

Where did she behave badly? That she rebuked him for his animosity?

[GuestFellow]

LOL!!!

That was hilarious.

[liya]

hehehehe really funny !!
thnx 4 posting it ... ^_^

[BoredAgnostic]

....Well, I do dislike both characters as well. One, the atheist should of really just minded his own business... if the old woman wanted to proclaim that, then that's her right...and he should of remembered that theists will say their God works through people.. With the woman equating the atheist to satan, I think is pretty insulting, whether or not you believe in the actual entity, since Satan is suppose to be the epitome of all things evil and despicable. So I guess I fail to see the real humor in it, but then again I'm just a simple-minded nonbeliever lol....

[AntiKarateKid]

....Well, I do dislike both characters as well. One, the atheist should of really just minded his own business... if the old woman wanted to proclaim that, then that's her right...and he should of remembered that theists will say their God works through people.. With the woman equating the atheist to satan, I think is pretty insulting, whether or not you believe in the actual entity, since Satan is suppose to be the epitome of all things evil and despicable. So I guess I fail to see the real humor in it, but then again I'm just a simple-minded nonbeliever lol....

Shaitan also means devil, not necessarily Satan. The atheist was trying to undermine her religion which is what shaitan does. The lady calls them as she sees them.

You steal something, I call you a thief.

[afzalaung]

LOL>..hilariouis!!!

[Uthman]

I find the subsequent discussion/debate more funny than the joke itself. :D

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

^^Lol I'd have to agree with you brother Uthman ;D

[Muezzin]

I find the subsequent discussion/debate more funny than the joke itself. :D

This is possibly the most controversial joke on the forum

And I didn't write it.

Failed, I have.