Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

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urdu joke:
Eik admi bus stop par kahra huwa hota hain
Police wala us se poochta hain tum neh yaha se 3 choro koh jateh huwe dekha hain
Admi bohlta hain
Yaha se sida jao to 3 mohale aye gaye
pehle mohale koh choro
dusre koh choro
teesre mohale main jana
waha jah kar teen galiya aye gih
pehli koh choro
duri koh choro
teesre gali main jana
to waha 3 dukane ho gayi
pehli koh choro
dusri ko choro
teesri dukaan keh saat saat jana
to waha teen ghar aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dure koh choro
teesre ghar main jana to waha teen room aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dure koh choro
teesre main jana
waha teen cupboards aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dusre koh choro
teesre cupboards koh kohl nah
waha teen daraaz ho gaye
pehle koh chorna
dusre koh chorna
teesre koh kohl nah
waha teen pictures ho gayi
pehli pic koh chorna
duri pic koh chor nah
teesri pic koh dekh na
woh pic meri ma ki hain
aur main apni ma ki kasam kah keh kehta hoon

maine kissi choor koh nahi dekha
 
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Re: Urdu Jokes

hehehehe gud 1......
ok i got dis lil funny poem fingy:

tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya....
tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya....

ke paagalor ki stock mein neya maal aya ;)
 
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:sl:
tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya....
tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya....

ke paagalor ki stock mein neya maal aya
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lol

lakin uske ending ache nahi hay, asay hona chaeeya joke:

tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya....
tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya....

ke zAk ke jeeb main wAk kaha say aya... :p :p :p
 
Re: Urdu Jokes

How abt u translate the joke into english :p or is too hard ;)
 
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tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya....
tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya....

ke paagalor ki stock mein neya maal aya
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hahaha bohat funny tha ! ;D

mulaheza ho :

ek ladki thi deewani si,
ek ladke pe wo marti thi
chori-chori SMS kiya karti thi,
kuch kahna tha shayad usko,
par mobile ke bill se darti thi!!!!
 
Re: Urdu Jokes

Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.

Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.

Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?
 
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Maine poocha chand se...

Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin.....

Chand bola.... 12036 entries found !
 
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Macchar ne jo kata...

dil main mere junoon tha.

Khujli hui itni...

dil be sukoon tha.

Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki....

sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha! ;D ;D ;D
 
Re: Urdu Jokes

Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.

Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.

Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae.

Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae. :p
 
Re: Urdu Jokes

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,

jise pyaar kiya woh Italy chali gayi.

Khudkhushi karne chala,

Zalim bijali ko haath lagaya, Bijali hi chali gayi. :-[
 

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